Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for miracle cures. How do I filter all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a actual email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your ass to the authorities.
End This Damn Spam You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You believe you're so slick, sending click here out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.